Funny T-Shirts

Funny t-shirts live or die on the first read. A joke that needs explaining belongs on a bumper sticker instead. Our Kentucky shop prints these direct to garment, so the type stays sharp. Because the ink sits inside the cotton, nothing peels off mid-punchline.

The Baby and Toddler Comedy Section

Most of this rack fits people under four feet tall. Naps Are For Quitters describes the toddler years accurately. Meanwhile, My Way Or The Cry Way says the quiet part out loud. Milk Belly and Yes I Am Cute cover the newborn shift. In short, parents get the joke even when the kid does not.

Attitude in Youth Sizes

Trouble Maker Rule Breaker sets expectations early. Why You So Obsessed With Me follows the same road. Then This Kid Needs A Hug softens things for anyone wanting less swagger. For example, Popsicles Yummy suits a July birthday party. New To The Tribe works well for a first family reunion.

Jokes Aimed at Grown-Ups

A handful of these lean adult. Read the design name before ordering one for a school event. So the bachelor party shirts stay at the bachelor party. Otherwise, You Can’t Handle Me covers the gap between cheeky and safe.

Cotton, Sizes and Turnaround

Every funny t-shirt starts as 4.3 oz combed ring-spun cotton. On black we lay a white base down first, then print the type on top. Men’s sizes run small through 4XL, so check the men’s size guide. Smaller sizes live in the youth guide, the toddler guide, and the baby one piece. Most orders ship within 24 hours.

Your Joke, Our Press

The best shirt in any family is usually an inside joke. Then it only takes one person to laugh. Our design your own t-shirt guide gets your text print-ready. Alternatively, the dad t-shirts and cool graphic tees hold plenty more.

Get the matching decal too: our Funny Stickers are printed in the USA on durable outdoor vinyl in sizes from 3 to 9 inches.