Zombie T-Shirts

Zombie t-shirts have outlived most trends they were born from. The joke keeps working. Our Kentucky shop prints each design direct to garment. Because the ink cures into the cotton, heavy black artwork stays flexible rather than stiff.

Ready for the Apocalypse

Zombie Patrol reads like a unit patch. I’d Rather Be Killing Zombies borrows an old bumper sticker format. Meanwhile, The Zombies Are Coming keeps things simple and ominous. In short, three ways to announce you have a plan.

Coffee First

Zombie Coffee makes the obvious connection between mornings and the undead. Anyone who works before dawn understands it immediately. So this one sells to nurses, drivers and third-shift crews. For more workplace humor, see our occupational t-shirts.

Halloween and Beyond

October moves these fastest. A zombie shirt beats a full costume for a party. In addition, it works the rest of the year, which a costume never does. For example, plenty of buyers wear one to a convention in June. Our holiday t-shirts cover the rest of the season.

Cotton, Sizes and Shipping

Each zombie t-shirt uses 4.3 oz combed ring-spun cotton. On black we lay a white base first, then print the color on top. Men’s sizes run small through 4XL, so read the men’s size guide. Kids get their own cuts in the youth guide and the toddler guide. Most orders ship within 24 hours.

More Dark Artwork

Zombies and skulls share a shelf for a reason. Our skull t-shirts take the same territory from another angle. Alternatively, bring your own art with the design your own t-shirt guide.

Get the matching decal too: our Zombie Stickers are printed in the USA on durable outdoor vinyl in sizes from 3 to 9 inches.