Funny Stickers

Sarcastic and Rude Funny Stickers

Say the quiet part out loud with our funny stickers. This is our largest sticker collection, and it runs from mildly sarcastic to genuinely rude. We print each decal in the USA on heavy duty outdoor vinyl, so the punchline survives rain, sun and the car wash.

First, pick a size between 3 inch and 9 inch. Then peel the backing and press it flat. A 3 inch decal fits a laptop lid, a hard hat or a tumbler. Meanwhile, the 8 and 9 inch sizes read clearly from the car behind you.

Bumper Stickers People Actually Read

Short lines work best in traffic. For example, Dang, Whatever Black and Reality Called land in about a second. In addition, Don’t Judge Me Bumper and Who Do You Think You Are suit drivers who prefer a little attitude. If you want something with more swagger, Loud And Proud, Wild Child Black Distressed and I Mean Business all do the job.

A Fair Warning Before You Browse

Plenty of these designs use adult language. As a result, we would not call this a family friendly aisle, and some decals are better suited to a garage fridge than a school pickup line. If you want the clean end of the collection, stick with the distressed word designs and the one liners above. Everything ships in the same seven sizes either way.

• We print them in the USA, and most orders ship in 24 hours
• Weatherproof vinyl for bumpers, laptops and coolers
• Free shipping in the USA on every order
• Seven sizes from 3 inch through 9 inch

Next, browse related humor in Beer Stickers, Coffee Stickers, Dad Stickers and Skull Stickers. Alternatively, see every design in our full sticker and decal shop. If you would rather wear it, shop our Funny T-Shirts.

Prefer to wear it? Every design here is printed to order in the same Kentucky shop as our Funny T-Shirts.